Na Pints

“Awe, Ma Brown, na another lackdown.”
“Wall, Mr Brown we hed it *******”.
” Wat, na mere pints, Ma brown.?
“Na, nought.”
“Awk flaming bleeding cov-19 sick to death oh it”
Well, paw Brown ya should hav wore ya mask.?
“Wat ya say ?”
“Mr Brown, pit your ear mites in.”

Awk dinna be silly woman “
“Am, na being Silly.” 
“Wit, ya say”
“Awk, ya dinners burnt to a cinders “

By Rosalind Alexander

Image by Anders Nord

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